PUNKIN




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           Then Mama purred at him, "I like your outfit, honey - reeel sexxy!"
           He got on her lap, snuggling against her huge breasts, and a shovel-like hand descended
           on the leather of his crotch; it began to rub him, slowly and savoringly. They seemed completely
           oblivious of the others. Her fingers slithered over him like fat, black worms. He moaned; then,
            when it seemed he was about to climax, he embraced her neck and, panting, whispered into
            her ear, touching aside one dangling red plastic heart. And he shuddered, twisting in her arms.
           
Mama sighed. Closing her eyes, she rocked him awhile. Then she brought her face close to his
            and giggled.
           
"You're an evil prick, baby!" She pinched his cheek.
           
He winked at her.
           
"You sure?" she said.
           
He blew her a kiss.
           
For the first time, she looked at them.
           
"You girls wanna be Hoes for a night?"
           
She grinned.
           
"I guess you are girls. You look like girls, but it don't really matter much here. We service lots
            different types . . . One night a guy wanted to fuck a statue of Venus. I told him I didn't have no
            statue of Venus - but! he could fuck the flower pot on the coffee table. Same material, wasn't it?
            But it was better. Stuck his Tang in the soft compost with the ferns, got so excited he shot right
            through the pot! Broke it! Cracked it! And I charged him for it - the pot, the ferns, the compost!"
           
She laughed hysterically.
           
Hole fell off her bouncing thighs.
           
"What d'ya say?" she pursued them, wiping her mouth, "Great experience . . . Besides, Holes
            here wants to watch you, young lady, be screwed . . ."
           
The girls were confused.
           
"You, honey," she jerked an obese thumb at Linda, "He's just hot for you."
           
Linda felt her cheeks burn, but she looked at the woman as though she had not understood.
            Hole, watching her, seemed strangely distant, standing within a kind of grayish shadow rather
            than light and his face settled into a hard mask that frightened her.
           
Yet it was him.
           
"I'll give you 50 percent," continued Mama, "and you, kid, you wanna make some money too?"
           
"You serious?" B.B. said.
           
"50 percent," Mama answered.
           
"What I hav'ta fuck?"
           
"Anybody wants you, honey, that's got the money - albino, bald men, blind man with a 12 inch
             cock. Even a woman."
           
"Holy shit," B.B. said.
           
"Lots o' that here too."
           
"Nawh. I ain't interested."
           
He walked away and sat at the couch behind the poinsettias.
           
"I don't care, " Linda said.
           
Hole smiled.
           
"What about you, young lady?"
           
Womba, peering at her suspiciously, shifted her weight onto her right leg, causing her buttocks,
            which stuck out like sandbags, to roll against themselves; she was pensive.
           
" . . wahll . . ," she glanced at Linda, " . . yeah . . okay . . But ah aint fuckin'! Ah'll piss or shit on
             anybody . . .and beat em up ef dat riffs em - but no fukkers! Can yuh handle dat?"
           
"Come on," Mama answered, turning into the corridor.
           
"Yuh reeely gonna do dis?"
           
"Yea," Linda said, "It's different. Why not?"


                   Womba's room

           
They followed Mama behind a heavy curtain into a room. The bed was covered with a clear
            plastic sheet, like a white frosted cake inside a cellophane wrapper. She indicated some
            drawers and the closet.
           
"There's stuff in there - costumes, chains, belts, handcuffs, whips, anything you need, even
              meaner boots than you got on, honey. I'll send you any Beg Asses show up."
           
At the door she turned around and surveyed Womba's body.
           
"See ya later, honey pot," she leered at the girls crotch.
           
Womba made a face at her. And Mama went on to the end of the corridor. She held open
            the door, waving Hole and Linda inside.


                   Linda's room

           
"This is your palace," she said.
           
There was a queen size bed with three pillows across the top, and on the night stand a lamp
            with a pink tulip-shaped glass shade. The ceiling had four buzzing fluorescent tubes arranged
            in a square; in opposite pairs two were red and two were blue, so the light in the room was a
            flushed, flickering violet. Mirrors, tied to the walls by twisted, knotted lengths of wire, were tilted
            to reflect the bed - except a small oval one which was set into the wall.
           
"That's your porthole," Mama told Hole," one-way mirror. You can see your girlfriend doin' what
              she does best - that is, if she don't mind . . ."
           
Linda glanced down at the bulge in his pants; they were leather pants, she wondered if his
            organ smelled like leather, and she looked up at him. Hole. What a funny name! He was cute,
            but he made her shudder now. She smiled at him. It was her graduation night, something
            especial, that came just one time in life. So who cared.
           
"50 percent," she said.
           
"50 percent," Mama laughed and walked out, leaving them alone.
           
"What you wanna see?" Linda asked.
           
"You know," Hole said.
           
No, she shook her head.
           
He smiled, turned around, and walked slowly to the door.
           
"Your cunt . . .," he said softly, closing the door behind him.
           
Mama left him in the adjoining room.
           
Lindo wondered if she was crazy to do it, not really knowing why she was doing it.
            She could run out now. Why should she stay? But she wanted to feel something strong
            about it, to be angry, or to be sad or deeply disappointed - or even happy. She wanted to hate
            him. But she did not feel anything really. Maybe she was crazy. Dropping her coat on the bed,
            she went to the oval mirror and stood there, gazing into it. The glass, streaked and clouded like
            a lens suffused with cataracts, erased most of her face.


                   the Old Man

           
Mama looked up from her desk when she heard the door opened; an old man, weaving,
            slammed it shut and lurched forward, lips struggling to articulate words, with his right hand
            raised up inside a brown paper bag. He tripped and fell into the couch, his coat brushing
            the poinsettias, and pollen rained onto the hard surface of the glass covering the coffee table,
            swirling about in the minuscule eddies of turbulence caused by the crashing body.
            He twisted round and found Mama standing over him.
           
"I want . . .," he blurted out.
           
Mamma nodded.
           
" . . I want . . . a young girl . . my daughter - to punish me!" he closed his eyes, ashamed and
            excited.
           
Mama was impressed the words came unslurred. He was new to her. He held up a crumpled
            photograph.
           
"Like that - just like that," he gasped.
           
Then he relaxed, sinking back into the cushions of the couch; his flushed face reposed beneath
            struggling folds of skin.
           
Mama glanced at the discolored photograph and snapped her fingers until he looked up at her.
           
"Twenty bucks now," she demanded.
           
He became excited.
           
"You got her? You . . . Just like that? Oh, god, oh, god, oh, god, punish me!" he wailed.
           
In his agitation, the brown paper back dropped away, revealing his hand clutched on a Gideon
            Bible streaked with excrement; the stench billowed from it. And he dropped it, anxiously
            searching his pockets, until he found some bills which he threw at the coffee table.
           
Mama counted it - at least twenty dollars - and stuffed it into her dress.
           
"Yeah, I got her," she said, bending over him, " . . so young! so pure! And you done wrong her,
              didn't you? Come on, she gonna beat the shit out o' you, if you got any left!"
           
She lifted him off the couch and shoved him into the corridor.
           
He staggered forward, bent down like a gorilla, excitedly sniffing the floor. She steered him
            to Womba's room and pushed him inside, quickly shutting the door. Then she went back to
            her desk
and set the timer.

                   Mama Wonders

            She remembered B.B. Where did he go?
            He had sat on the couch. He didn't go to any of the rooms, she were sure.
            Where was the dumb fart?
            With an angry grunt she got up, crossed to the door, went downstairs, and looked into the bar.
            He was there.
           
"Damn kid!" she hissed to herself.
           
Huffing back up the stairs, pulling on the banister, heaving herself up by pushing on her
            watermelon-sized knees, she was irritated at the imposition he had forced on her.
            She hated to leave her lobby.
            To Mama the world outside was where she got the groceries and where her customers
            came from. That was all. She knew them, knew all their types. And they were all so
            hopelessly confused - what brains they had, floating in alcohol, were inhabited with the
            cold, cannibalistic monsters which they called Memories.
            She did not pity them.
            She slammed the door behind her. Sitting at her desk, she poured herself a glass of
            buttermilk, and noted the time. Then, humming contentedly, she flipped through a picture
            book of roses.


                   BB & the Tenderloins

           
The buzzing television set had the bartender's complete attention.
            But B.B. was far more interested in the woman sitting next to him. She was a very pale,
            older woman with a necklace of clear glass beads, wearing a velvety dress whose sleeves
            ended at her elbows in gaping, frayed circles. At the moment she was staring at the bottles
            behind bar.
           
"Where is this place?" B.B. asked, disturbing her concentration.
           
"Where are we?"
           
She turned to him.
           
"You're in the Tenderloin, son," she said.
           
"Huh?"
           
She rolled her eyes.
           
"Tenderloin!"
           
But he still looked puzzled, so she faced him and pronounced it again very slowly, sliding
            her palms down her sides and to her groin, " . . .tender . . .loins . . .get it?"
           
B.B. watched her hands trim the bluish coat against her body.
           
She was in good shape for an older woman.
           
He stared obviously, and laughed.

   

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