comedy by hotpiehot_p3PuddleDogMay6of99

WOMAN

Yeah, I know. Some places look good, then serve you dog food - or worst!

MAN

I'll tell you now. I'm not paying for Doggy Chow. I am sick of garbage. Did I ever show you, I've got giant taste buds? Really - look -.

(OPENS HIS MOUTH VERY WIDE TO DISPLAY
HIS TONGUE. SHE LOOKS IN.)

WOMAN

Where? I don't see anything.

MAN

Aaaaahhhhh! Yeah - yeah - the fat polyphs like - .

WOMAN

Oooh, I see 'em! Wow - Bet you can taste everything with those.

MAN

Damn right! Every little molecule of gravy. Better be good, that's all.

(THE WAITER BRINGS A BOTTLE OF RED WINE,
SHOWS THE LABEL, UNCORKS THE BOTTLE
EXPERTLY, AND POURS A TASTE INTO THE MAN'S
GLASS. HE SAMPLES IT.)

Not bad.

WAITER
(ARCHES EYEBROWS.)

Sir, this is a Mouton Frothsguild, 1872. A superbbbb wine!

MAN

I said, it's notttt bad. But there's a tiny, teeny bit of termite poop in it.

WAITER

Termite poop?!


		"WELCOME TO AN EVENING OF ARTISTIC DINING AT LE PUDDLE DOG"

*WOMAN* Yeah, I know. Some places look good, then serve you dog food - or worst! *MAN* I'll tell you now. I'm not paying for Doggy Chow. I am sick of garbage. Did I ever show you, I've got giant taste buds? Really - look -. (OPENS HIS MOUTH VERY WIDE TO DISPLAY HIS TONGUE. SHE LOOKS IN.) *WOMAN* Where? I don't see anything. *MAN* Aaaaahhhhh! Yeah - yeah - the fat polyphs like - . *WOMAN* Oooh, I see 'em! Wow - Bet you can taste everything with those. *MAN* Damn right! Every little molecule of gravy. Better be good, that's all. (THE WAITER BRINGS A BOTTLE OF RED WINE, SHOWS THE LABEL, UNCORKS THE BOTTLE EXPERTLY, AND POURS A TASTE INTO THE MAN'S GLASS. HE SAMPLES IT.) Not bad. *WAITER* (ARCHES EYEBROWS.) Sir, this is a Mouton Frothsguild, 1872. A superbbbb wine! *MAN* I said, it's notttt bad. But there's a tiny, teeny bit of termite poop in it. *WAITER* Termite poop?!
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